Est. before it was cool
The cryptocurrency for people who believe good things come to those who wait, and who keep every receipt. Hold BOOMER and receive available Boomer Stock rewards directly in your wallet, with rounds scheduled every 15 minutes.
Certificate of exceptionally patient ownership
This certifies that the holder has demonstrated an almost unreasonable ability to sit tight.
The two-minute retirement briefing
They use the same five-stock reward basket, but the rewards arrive differently. BOOMER pays supported stock tokens directly to your wallet. A Stockholder NFT keeps its unclaimed stock rewards attached to that specific NFT.
The token
BOOMER is the main community token on Robinhood Chain.
The NFT collection
Each Stockholder is one of 1,000 fully onchain pixel-art NFTs served by a shared, ownerless BOOMER treasury.
0xfDf085Fc400504cA734E9eF89C68d2b98e604c2c
Watch the machinery work, or stare at the chart with your reading glasses on.
Boomer CommonsEnter the Stockholder retirement community
Boomer MarketplaceTrade in ETH, BOOMER, or USDG with resilient royalty routing
Fees & payoutsTrack collected fees and reward payouts on The Index
Live market chartView token activity and market data on Defined
@BoomerOnRobinFollow the official Boomer account on X
OpenSea collectionView and trade Boomer Stockholders on OpenSea
What you get paid in
Five time-tested names. Equal portions. Zero companies founded by a teenager from a pool house.
S&P 500 ETF
Costco Wholesale
Microsoft
Exxon Mobil
Intel
The reward basket shown is SPY, COST, MSFT, XOM, and INTC at 20% each.
The Stockholder Club
All one thousand fully onchain, true-pixel certificates have retired. Connect your wallet to view your Stockholders and claim the stock rewards attached to them. Stockholders can still move through secondary marketplaces, and unclaimed rewards follow each NFT to its current owner.
Wallet safety: This site never asks for a seed phrase, private key, password, download, or unrestricted token approval. Connecting shares only your public address. Every claim or maintenance transaction opens a separate wallet confirmation showing the Robinhood Chain contract and transaction details.
Verified mainnet NFT:
0xbc43…C857
Fully onchain art and reward accounting are read directly from the collection.
Convert the five Boomer Stocks to BOOMER. Stocks attached to your Stockholder NFTs are claimed first. Stocks paid directly into your wallet for holding BOOMER are shown separately and are included only when you choose to include them.
Connect your wallet to review balances. The first conversion can require one bounded approval per stock plus the final conversion confirmation. Quotes expire after 15 minutes and protect the output with 2% slippage.
BOOMER forwarding is permissionless. The executor quotes every approved live route and reinvests pending ETH, WETH, USDG, and BOOMER in one protected transaction. New route adapters require a 48-hour public delay, failed routes can be disabled immediately, and the locked treasury recipient cannot change.
Past performance*
Our proprietary “Leave It Alone” model has survived every crisis we could fit on this completely made-up chart.
The Boomer manifesto
There will always be a newer, shinier thing. We’re still using the toaster from 1994 and it works just fine.
That’s why holding BOOMER gets you paid in Boomer Stocks: a nod to shareholders, pensions, and getting quarterly mail.
It’s right here: 0xfDf085Fc400504cA734E9eF89C68d2b98e604c2c. Write it down next to the emergency contacts.
It’s a meme coin, not a pension, a savings account, or an excuse to remortgage the split-level.
Your lawn can wait five minutes
Join a generation of holders who know that wealth takes time, coffee costs too much, and nobody makes things like they used to.